Practicalmadness

Some notable quotations I've found recently.

And if incessant Mac babbling and a link to McSweeney's are enough to kill you then obviously I don't _need_ to try.

If you're anywhere within four blocks, you smell the aroma of _delicious chocolate_ wafting from the Blommer chocolate factory. But now the EPA has accused Blommer of violating federal air pollution guidelines.

From my window I’m looking down on the lawn in front of Roberto Clemente High School. It’s not the lawn as it is right now, covered in at least a foot of snow, but as it has looked: gray-green with...